clientsfromhell:

Client: The site isn’t working right.

Me: That’s strange.

I download a page and take a look at the code.

Me: It looks like a bunch of the code is missing. Did you have anyone modify the site?

Client: No, nothing like that.

Me: Well there are entire chunks of code missing that was there yesterday.

Client: Oh yeah, that was me, some of the code seemed unnecessary. Back to the issue at hand, why isn’t the site working?

freddybenson:

i cant believe burger king bought tumblr

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nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

(via kuiwe)

arkenstoners:

the voting is so intense you can cut the tension with the knife that your neighboring country will use to stab your country in the back with

(via kaaosvaara)

rommikatko:

Jos kreikka voittaa niin ensi vuoden kisoista tuleekin sitten euron viisut

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queenttargaryen:

it’s all fun and games until everyone finds out their neighbouring country didn’t give them twelve points

(via skin-to-bone)

dylanofuckme:

realizing just how many europeans i am following just now

(via captainskirks)

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

(via kultasieppo)

shootthecabbie:

bennyslegs:

shaggydoge:

bennyslegs:

imagine benedict stepping in a puddle of water with socks on and actually enjoying the sensation 

“moist sock… my favourite”

i’m having whatever they’re having

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